Showing posts with label Kitty. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kitty. Show all posts

Friday, March 2, 2018

Vif Knows All


I say Mom is really odd.  She is easily amazed about nothing.  The other day, having finished a half of the evening dish, I had an urge to scratch and went to my nap place -- a shallow carton under the table -- and scratched and then lay down; when she finished washing the dishes, she saw me and said, "You didn't finish your breakfast," and, reminded by these words,  I rushed back to my dish to finish the remaining half of food in the dish.  I then heard her mutter to herself: "Goodness, he heard what I said."  Of course, I heard her and understood what she said."  I understand a lot of things but she has no idea because I never tell her what I heard and understood but choose to ignore.  I understand a lot of things that happen around me because I am observant, that is to say, I hear and smell everything all the time. What does she know what I know and don't know.  I often sit on the chair she was sitting during a meal and leaves behind to do the dishes.  It's nice and warm.  When she returns, she tries to push me off the chair, and I yield.  As I get off the seat I hear her say: "If you think I'm your live-in guest, you'd better treat me with courtesy."  Of course, that's why I gave her my warm seat.  When she calls my name I turn my head and look at her to acknowledge.  But after the first call, she calls my name over and over, and I ignore.  If I heard once, I heard enough. It’s annoying to say the least.  I lightly move the tip of my tail for a few times but she keeps repeating my name ad nauseam. Ad nauseam, indeed. Well, I love her just the same. 

03.02.18

Saturday, March 11, 2017

René DeCat

You think you know what I know and don’t know, but you don’t know that I know all the things you assume I don’t know but I do know. I also know a lot that you don’t know though you never suspect I do know.  Remember, Mom, I’m a cat; I’m Vif.  Cogito ergo sum, declared René DeCat, or was that René DeCaht? Oh, Descartes?  Is that how the name is spelled? 






Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Fresh Water Please

Hey, can't you tell why I'm drinking from the faucet?  The water in the drinking fountain is stale.


Do I turn the faucet?  Don't make me laugh!  I know how it works, of course, but I don't dare hurt my paw tryin' anything like that.  When Mom goes to the basin, I rush up before her and block the faucet and, no fool she is, she understands. Mmm. fresh water tastes good.  

Saturday, December 5, 2015

Vif at 2 years and 9 months



えっ、なんでてめぇー。なに俺の顔をじろじろ見てやがるんだ。なにか可笑しいか。ひん曲がっているとでもいうのけぇー。そんなら、見せてやろぅぜ。そうだ、口の周りの白いところが、すっかり歪んでやらぁ。これはな、俺、母ちゃんの腹から出てくる前にな、こう首をぶるるんと振ったんだ。そうしたら、こういう顔になったってことさ。独特な顔だぜ。自慢なんだ。変てこだってなこと言ったら鼻でも引っ掻いてやるぞ。

Eh, what!  Hey you. What you lookin’ at my face like that for?  What’s so funny, eh?  You think it’s crooked or somethin’?  All right, I’ll show you.  Right. The white around my mouth is warped.  Yeah, before coming out of mommy’s tummy, I shook my head fast and hard, and this is what happened.  It’s totally unique, you see, and I’m proud of it.  Say something funny about it, watch it.  I’ll scratch your nose. 



Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Vif growing up



Here I am, Vif, looking serious.
C’mon, I am serious.
I’m deep in philosophical thought about the state of the world
and the state of Mom’s desktop.
You see, I’m almost two-and-a-half years old, no longer a kitten.
That’s like twenty-six in people age.
But Mom tells me I’m immature
just because I enjoy knocking down things like waste baskets
now and then,
and nibble the arch of her feet, trying to be affectionate.
Oh, well, Mom is not very feline, she is not.


I did this. Crushed paper all over me.  And the noise.
Oh, such fun!  Such thrill!